No Dream Team For The London Baptist Association

Yesterday afternoon we received a hurried telephone call purporting to come from the toilets at Bloomsbury Baptist Church.  The caller was concerned to quell rumours that have been spreading across the capital.  She was able to confirm that even though both men were indeed prepared to come out of retirement, the LBA will not, repeat NOT be offering the position of Regional Minister (Team Leader) as a job-share to the so called dream team of David Pawson and Michael Taylor.